Just Curious

I am considered naturally curious.

Of many things in fact

But the main one on my mind today

Is the question of how you act.

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Do you wake up in the morning

Feeling full of wit and charm?

Because, if so, how people see you

Will cause you much alarm.

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You are what we call an endless ass,

Though others call you douche.

And though this might seem a little crass

I swear it’s the honest truth.

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You’re dumb, you’re ignorant,

Racist, mean, naive.

And though it shouldn’t, it does astound me

The comments up your sleeve.

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But now I’m here to tell you

What we truly want to say

Is to (please) shut the hell up

And let silence rule your way.

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This may seem rude and just absurd

To be the victim of such dislike

But did you really think you clever?

Just curious. If so -- Psych.